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• Weekly Rankings for Fantasy Football, Week 13
Why hello there, fellow fantasy football enthusiasts! As you can tell, I am indeed NOT a cartoon donkey, here to give you rankings advice. I’m just a dude. If you read the fantasy baseball content here at Razzball, you may know me from my world-renowned Two-Start Dive Bar column. Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022
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• The Ultimate Arbiter Of “Most Valuable” – The 2022 RazzSlam Wrap Up
As evidenced by my team’s unceremonious exit from the first round of the RazzSlam playoffs, I didn’t do a great job following baseball this year. Sure, every week I’d put out my beloved, world-famous, award-winning column, Two-Start Dive Bar, but that’s a niche area, a product of and for weekly-change roto fantasy leagues. Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022
• Two-Start Dive Bar: September 26 – October 2
Well, here it is. The final Two-Start Dive Bar of 2022. I hope everyone enjoyed this column. I hope it helped you make some tough calls. I hope it sometimes made you chuckle. I hope it made you thirsty. There aren’t too many double-dippers in this final full week of the season. Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022
• Two-Start Dive Bar: September 19 – 25
As we inch nearer and nearer to the end of the fantasy baseball season, there seem to be more and more clunkers down there in the Bar Mat. Lots of potential land mines here, double-dippers with a better chance of hurting your team than helping it. Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022

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"Two-Start Dive Bar: Aug 29 – Sep 4"

• Two-Start Dive Bar: Aug 29 – Sep 4
Welcome to the biggest fantasy football draft weekend of the year! … Wait. Damn. Wrong sport. Pitching! That’s right, we’re here to talk pitching. I’d like to address something real quick… every week I get questions about why a certain pitcher is included or (more commonly) not included herein. Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022
• Two-Start Dive Bar: August 22-28
In case you weren’t aware, I’m a software engineer by trade. I only do this on the weekend because of the incredibly high* salary offered here at Razzball. So, I bring that mentality to my fantasy sports. I write programs to help me in my research, and those programs have rules that define certain categories of players — like, and this should not be a surprise at this point, the ...2022
• Two-Start Dive Bar: August 8-14
The sheer volume of projected two-start pitchers is pretty small this week. I guess that’s just how it goes sometimes. Still, that doesn’t mean they’re all worth starting. While you should definitely run out Chris Bassitt on two home starts, the fact that Cole Irvin pitches against Houston and will get next to zero run support from the A’s makes him an easy fade. Please, b...2022
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: April 25 – May 1
We’re back! Another week in the books, another to look forward to. Remember, kids: it’s still April, and while yes, you need to react to what’s happening in the baseball world, it’s not yet time to start cutting players you spent real draft capital on. Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022

• Two-Start Dive Bar: June 20-26
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads, granddads, stepdads, fathers-in-law, uncles, older brothers, and generally speaking, all the “father figures” out there making people’s lives better by being in them. My family let me sleep in this morning, so I’m in the best possible mood anyone could be in without psilocybin. Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022
• Two-Start Dive Bar: May 9-15
Greetings and salutations, Bar Patrons! Welcome back to your favorite alcohol-consumption-themed fantasy baseball column! And an especially thankful greetings to all the moms out there, those who stream two-start pitchers, and those who don’t! And if your mom, wife, grandma, mother-in-law, etc., Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022
• Two-Start Dive Bar: April 25 – May 1
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: Aug 29 – Sep 4
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• Weekly Rankings for Fantasy Football, Week 13
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• The Ultimate Arbiter Of “Most Valuable” – The 2022 RazzSlam Wrap Up
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: September 26 – October 2
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: September 19 – 25
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: September 12-18
Just a few weeks remain in the 2022 fantasy baseball season! Are you still in the hunt in your roto leagues? In the playoffs in your H2H leagues? If you’re not, I’m not exactly sure why you would care about the contents of this column, so I have to assume if you’re reading this that you are indeed awesome. Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022
• Two-Start Dive Bar: September 5-11
Man, the fantasy baseball season is a long one, isn’t it? And after this week there will still be three more editions of the Two-Start Dive Bar coming! This week the total number of double-dippers feels lower than usual, but the good news is that means fewer opportunities for total disaster down in the Bar Mat. Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022
• Two-Start Dive Bar: August 22-28
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: August 15-21
Welcome, patrons, to the weekly update of the TSDB! There are fewer slam dunks this week, though the Top Shelf still has a couple gems you might not expect. Flipside: the dirtiest filth of the Bar Mat isn’t quite as plentiful as some weeks either. Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022
• Two-Start Dive Bar: August 8-14
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: August 1-7
Welcome back, Jacob deGrom! JdG hasn’t pitched since July 7, and he’s scheduled for two starts this coming week (as of this writing, according to Rudy Gamble’s Streamonator). So, that’s awesome. And yes, he tops this week’s list of Top Shelf choices in the Two-Start Dive Bar! Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022
• Two-Start Dive Bar: July 25-31
Welcome back! The All-Star Break has come and gone, games that matter started back up a few days ago, and once again, a week approaches where some pitchers will start twice. That’s why we’re here. Belly up to the bar, and let’s dive in! Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022
• Two-Start Dive Bar: July 11-17
For the entire time I’ve been writing this column, I haven’t been keeping track of how many pitchers are featured overall each week, or in each section. Understandable, I hope, because frankly that would be a lot of work. Considering that, though, I do think this is one of the largest batches of pitchers scheduled for two starts I’ve seen. Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022
• Two-Start Dive Bar: July 4 – 10
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it explicitly before, but I am an Oakland A’s fan. I know, I know. Yes, I know the other one. This has not been an easy season to be an A’s fan. Frankly, what’s happening on the field is so dismal, it’s become far more interesting as an A’s fan to watch what’s happening with the City of Oakland, the San Francisco Bay Co...2022

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• Weekly Rankings for Fantasy Football, Week 13
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• The Ultimate Arbiter Of “Most Valuable” – The 2022 RazzSlam Wrap Up
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: September 19 – 25
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: September 12-18
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: September 5-11
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: Aug 29 – Sep 4
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: August 22-28
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: June 6 – 12
Happy Sunday, Bar Patrons! I’ve been wondering if anyone out there has been doing any kind of tracking of these columns? I know I’m not, but maybe someone else is? Would be interesting to find the, say, median fantasy impact of the pitchers in each of my categories week to week. Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022
• Two-Start Dive Bar: May 30 – June 5
Welcome, Patrons, sidle on up to the bar and let’s take a look together at the coming week’s double-dippers. I’m sure I’m going to generate plenty of angry comments from fantasy managers with certain players below on their rosters, but hey, I’m just the messenger. Please, blog, may I have some more?...2022
• Two-Start Dive Bar: May 9-15
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• The Ultimate Arbiter Of “Most Valuable” – The 2022 RazzSlam Wrap Up
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: September 12-18
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: August 8-14
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: August 1-7
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• Two-Start Dive Bar: July 11-17
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